For those of you who I rarely see anymore, I am, indeed:

--- acting as an ecosystem
--- growing a human being

--- a being housing another being
--- being stretched from the inside
--- rounder than I was before

--- two heartbeats when there used to be one, one a little lower than the other
--- now responsible for another being, indefinitely
--- happy





Yep, you heard it here, folks.

March 20 is the assigned date.