Sssssssssss I'm a snake and I'm going to bite you!

I thought you would say that, so I've been digesting poison for the last three years. To be immune to your venom. Then I will kill you, snake.

I'm only half snake. The other half is leper. I'll give you leprosy! Boils on you! Boilsssssssssssssssssss!

And I already cured all the world's diseases. Making me immune to all viral and bacterial homicides.

Are you immune to a gun shot to the head?

I'm wearing a helmet.


Your task: write an ending.